Hulk Hogan’s Son Getting Engaged
Hulk Hogan’s son Nick and his girlfriend of three years, Breana Tiesi are getting engaged. Nick has not officially got “on bended knee”, but rumor has it that the ring has been purchased. The couple have been discussing wedding plans for quite some time and Nick is getting ready to pop the question in the next few weeks. (Is Nick’s girlfriend older than the pool boy Linda dumped Hulk for?)
This wedding can make some good reality TV. When there’s a Hogan get-together these days, it’s like a bar fight on ephedrine. Hopefully for Nick’s sake, there will not be any chair tossing or dirty dancing between a pool boy and a cougar named Linda Hogan! (gasp) Hulk Hogan married his 35-year old sweetheart this past December when a photographer reportedly tried to crash the wedding. Ron Howard, a friend of Hulk Hogan’s (no, not Richie from “Happy Days”/movie mogul: a different guy), approached the wedding crasher and the two subsequently became embroiled in a fight.
* Pro-wrestling announcer voice *
Laaaadies and Gentleman, welcome to the wedding celebration of Nick Hogan!!!
Ding! In the left corner…
Hulk Hogan is wearing a bandanna that matches the bridesmaid’s gowns.
Ding! In the right corner…
Linda Hogan is wearing an offensively tight leopard gown. Her boyfriend, Charlie who is 30 years younger, is still wondering why the hell he never ended up with Brooke!!
All joking aside, best of luck to Nick. Sadly, the bride-to be had no idea when the engagement was supposed to happen, but the cat is out of the bag. Meow.