Paper or Plastic?


Paper or Plastic?

Heidi Montag says plastic, please!  Plastic symbolizes fake.  Heidi loves that word.  It wraps up her whole body and her personality.  This girl.  Let me tell ya.  She went from cute to nasty within one year and is only famous because her ex-best friend L.C. got her own show.  I think when they did all of that plastic surgery they sucked out half of her brain because she’s still with Spencer.  Heidi Montag: Definition of a hot mess.  No, nevermind.  Not hot.  Just a mess.  Can we talk about how she thinks she can sing?  Look, it’s the same thing with Miley Cyrus and Ashlee Simpson.  Money can buy you anything you want, even a computer-generated voice.  It’s so sad what people will do for fame.  Heidi could have helped the homeless or built a music center for children who actually want to be productive in life.  Instead she just filled her a$$ with silicon.  Eh, my mom always said, ‘to each is own.’  I guess she’s right.  That still doesn’t mean I won’t sit here and make fun of Heidi lip-syncing.  Watch closely and notice the microphone is never near her mouth.  She’s whipping around and dancing but yet doesn’t take a breath.  Hmmmm.  Have a happy Heidi day!

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